Here’s a post on truth and reality. It’s maybe more truth and reality than you want, but there ya’ go. It’s a delicate subject I wouldn’t bring up in most camping posts, but it’s a real-life necessity---the middle of the night head call, pee, leak, seeing a man about a horse, or whatever you nickname your pressing relief. For those that are younger, taking a pee bottle along is considered a convenience. As age takes over, a sufficiently larger bottle is a priority on the pack list. The first consideration is that your middle-of-the-night call to nature will not only interrupt your deep sleep, but also that of anyone around you. That is one good reason for even couples to use separate tents. Weight is not really as great an issue as it used to be, making a two-man tent advisable even for solitary campers. There is not only room to move around, to change clothes, to have a dry place for gear, but also to get in and out of the tent or relieve yourself without destroying the sleep of others and otherwise being a nuisance. Proper clothing and food, and some other items, are strongly recommended for any trip, but sleep is essential for performance, mood, and enjoying the trip. The call of nature is also one of the issues that will make a tent preferable to a hammock for older folks.
And there’s the ugly subject of age. I remember, barely, being young enough to sleep through the entire night without having to get up. The greater the number of birthdays, the greater the number of nighttime head calls. More birthdays also mean you don’t sleep as well, your body doesn’t regulate temperature as well, and with poorer circulation, legs and especially feet, tend to get bitterly cold. Once you become a senior citizen, are having prostate problems, or have already had prostate cancer, the number of head calls can easily be four or five times a night. This is why some older folks head off to bed before the campfire burns down. If you are likely to lose at least a half-hour of sleep as often as five times a night, it is going to take some time to get enough sleep to rise rested and cheerful in the morning. Add to this the other aspects of old age, like snoring and flatulence, and you can quickly see how you may want to give some thought not only to your rest, but to those close enough to be disturbed. You don’t want others to start fantasizing about how greatly their lives might improve if you were mysteriously to drown in the river.
There are a few suggestions that may or may not appear obvious. However, I’m not even going to attempt the subject of hygiene and comfort for women. That’s totally beyond my experience except for having seen the plastic devices that enable them to pee standing like a man, or without having to remove all their clothing to get the job done (the Female Urination Device), and for being able to pee in a bottle at night rather than traipsing through the woods in the middle of the night and rain. Here’s a review of a number of these devices by Backpacker Magazine. (https://www.backpacker.com/gear/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices) I love the added warning at the end---“Do not pee into the wind.” There’s a lesson the boys learn at a very tender age.
First of all, carry a container that enables you to relieve yourself without having to get out of the tent every time. That’s a real asset especially if it is freezing cold, pouring rain, or you don’t want to carry mosquitoes back into the tent on your return. It is best if you carry a couple or it has enough capacity that you don’t have to leave the tent all night. A cheap disposable container, like an empty wide-mouthed energy drink bottle, is fine if large enough. There should also be a bottle of water in the tent, so the obvious initial requirement for a pee container is having one with a unique shape, or that tape, a bunch of rubber bands or something has been added to the outside surface, to make it impossible to confuse it and the water bottle in the dark. An error won’t be fatal, but it will certainly be disgusting. The bottle should hold enough to be used at least two or three times without having to get out to empty it. A pack of disposable wipes, like baby wipes or towlettes, are also nice for cleanliness and freshness.
Now we get into the ‘fun facts’ part of the post. Many campers and gardeners alike have learned to keep small critters away by collecting urine and then pouring it around the tent or veggies in the garden. This proves that there is indeed money available to do research on anything. Yes, studies indeed prove that this truly works. However, there’s a caveat. Animals apparently know as much as humans about the food chain, and where they and you are on the list. If animals that invade the camp are smaller than humans, they recognize the mammal that left the scent, and are inclined to stay away. This means that tents and packs may be protected from rodents and similar small animals by this practice. For years I thought this practice applied universally, however, more recent studies have shown that animals higher on the food chain, like bears and mountain lions, are actually drawn by the scent. In this case, advertising who you are may have a harmful side-effect, like getting you invited for dinner.